With p(doom) reaching a new historical maximum every week (context), the priority semantics go out the window. So, while dying with dignity is great and all (joke), I would prefer going out with the official HPMOR epilogue handy.

HPMOR is an epic Harry Potter fanfic by Eliezer Yudkowsky. While the official web-fic is complete, fans still wait, with bated breath, for the epilogue-that-was-promised.