The Future Turtles are a camp of gay techies. This poll will inform our emergency prepraredness priorities.
Update 2025-08-19 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - For the Plague answer: individual sickness does not count; it only counts if at least 3 people in the camp get a similar illness.
Update 2025-08-19 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - For Vehicle Breakdown π: a dead car battery counts; lost car keys do not count.
Update 2025-08-19 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Lost Camp Members π: Counts if a camp member is absent for at least 23 hours with no contact and does not show up to camp.
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3.00@snazzlePop Nah, individual sickness doesn't count let's say if 3 people get a similar illness it counts
@TristanRoberts how long do they need to be lost for this to resolve βYesβ?
What about if someone is gone for, say, 16+ hrs, such that camp mates become worried about him, but the βlost guyβ never felt lost himself and merely got sucked into the Comfort & Joy love-shack > a deep playa art exploration date > ketamine wormhole > sunrise set > morning coffee-camp-crawl > foam shower party {> etc.; you know, as one does in BRC} before stumbling home to Future Turtles and even realizing their campmates had been worried?