For clarity, piss tape is real. That's not being put up to question by this market.

Will I ever get to see it though?

I will resolve this Yes if my eyeballs witness the piss tape and the provenance of it convinces me as genuine (deepfakes don't count).

I hereby declare that if a convincing source of the piss tape emerges I will in due diligence take all reasonable actions to see it.

Someone can resolve this No if I die. Market closing roughly at my projected life expectancy.